sacrament disturbances.

Yesterday Dewy and I shared a bench in sacrament meeting with a family in our ward. Their girls are in young womens with me, and their son is one of Dewy's scouts. During the meeting Dewy passed a note to their son. It said:

Dear {Scout}
You have a booger in your nose.

Keep in mind he was convinced that the word was spelled buger. Wrong.
The boy then wrote back and it said:

Dear Dewy,
You have a crack in your butt.

I almost had to leave the meeting.