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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

love. lust. and disgust.

Since I have known my darling hubs
I have known that I would always take second place in his heart.
He gave his heart away long ago.
If she were to look his way he would leave me for sure.
Funny thing is...
I would high five him if he kissed her.
I never understood his infatuation, but I knew his love ran deep,
and more than once I leaned over to him during Sherlock Holmes to make sure he was doing ok and that his blood pressure was in check.
My husband is in love with a mean girl.


I have never felt this kind of connection like Dewy, in a way I envy him.
He gets a freebie should he cross her one day, and me...
well...
I was always on the prowl for someone I could cash in a freebie on
should the opportunity present itself.
I'm proud to say brothers and sisters that I have discovered my own infatuation.
Its a shamless,
drooling,
nose pressed to the television screen
L O V E.
And the fact that his name contains the word D-E-W-Y has nothing to do with it.


Lee Dewyze. Sigh. Hello handsome. Come to mama!

11 thoughts:

Rachel said...

The irony of this post is that you have always reminded me of Rachel McAdams.

Brooke Cushman said...

MMM, I would have to agree with you here! I have a kind of infatuation as well. He is pretty dreamy!

The Ballard's said...

Mike says that is inappropriate. He has no patience for infidelity even if it is pretend:)

Breanne said...

Sorry, Mike is just plain wrong!!! I have several "freebies" of my own!! I may just have to add a new one to my list!

Nic and Shannon Rich said...

Oh my heck I know what you are saying!! I love him too!! And just his bashful innocence makes me melt even more!!!

Kelly D. Ross said...

Amber, You make me laugh out loud every dang time I read your posts. I wish you were in my family! That lucky Dewey! I LOVE your sense of humor! And I agree... he is darn handsome. My favorite Idol for sure!

And Congrats on the teaching job! Your students are in for a real treat!

ThE fRoNkS!... said...

I am so excited for you to teach jr.high. Scotty loves it.
You are going to be so freakin fabulous. I heard all about this one position, with 120 applicants and you are the one they chose. I couldn't be any more excited for you. Tell Dewy, I also love Rachel McAdams!!

Jadda Call said...

Ha I feel ya...Mark is in LOVE with Carrie Underwood....It's ridiculous :) PS Congrats on nailing that teaching job! That's awesome! Yeah there seriously are over a hundred applicants per each position these days...I think that's sayin somethin :) You'll be amazing!!!

Kari said...

I love Rachel McAdams, and all her shows too! So funny Dewy's in love with her!
And I'd have to say I think Lee Dewyze is quite the cutie too! And definitely my fav Idol!

Anonymous said...

hes NOT that cute.

The Mrs said...

Alex you wear beanies and play with kids who pee their pants. You don't know anything.