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Saturday, November 7, 2009

excuse me?

Lady just asked me when my baby was due? Cripes.
I said Excuse Me??
She said Aren't you expecting??
I said NO and you probably shouldn't ask that question ever again.
Is there a book that teaches people to be
{T A C K Y }
Or is it merely loss of brain cells or a broken filter? Can you fix that?
I wanted to shout at her "SO I GAINED SOME WEIGHT ON THIS BIRTH CONTROL! SO I'M ABOUT TO MEET AUNT FLO! WHAT BUSINESS OF IT IS YOURS!!!?"
I hate tacky people. I wanted to punch her. Right in the baby maker. What a hag.

4 thoughts:

she's beauty and she's grace said...

Hey there Amber,

Thanks for comment on my blog! I'm glad you like it and get a laugh out of it.

I just read your first two posts and chuckled! We've all had those awful moments, haven't we?

Best wishes and keep laughing,
Kate Taylor

Eric and Alexis Beus said...

Oh dear. Some people are clueless. I did, however, LOVE your traffic school story! Hilarious! My husband had to do that last week, but he did it online. I definitely recommend that way after hearing your story. Classic.

The Hicken's said...

Ya, you weren't working with me when Riley was 5 months old and a guy asked me if me and that baby were going to make it through the summer heat okay...I was like "really I think she will be okay, she is 5 months old now" he came back about ten minutes later and told me he knew that I had had her already. Ya, I'm sure! That has happened to me more than once :)

Rachel said...

Wow! It should be common sense to NEVER ask that question. And by the way...you DON'T look like you're expecting.