punk'd.

I did something funny today. Actually, it was hilarious.

There is a man that comes into my work who looks exactly like the crazy murderer man on the movie Disturbia. Not kidding. Dude is a total creeper. It takes time to figure out he is a creeper though. His niceness is what makes him creepy.

Anyway... There was a girl that used to work at my branch that happened to transfer to a deptartment. Said creep had a crush on her. We all knew it. He somehow creepily knew what kind of car she drove, and even the color. Weirdo.

So today Creepy came in, and I happened to be instant messaging the girl who left our branch, we will call her Sue. I told Sue that Creepy was here and asked if she wanted me to tell him hi for her. She begged me not to. Meanwhile Creepy mentioned he hadn't seen Sue in a while and asked where she went (told you he was creepy since she has been gone for a few months). I told him which department Sue was now in and he said things like "Where is that department located?" C.R.E.E.P.Y.

I told Sue what he was saying and she was mad I told him where she worked now, but it didn't matter because today was her last day at work since she was moving to Pittsburg with her husband who is going to med school. End of convo.

Ten minutes later Creepy came back in to do more things and asked about Sue again. I told Sue. She was weirded out. With good reason. Creepy left. I decided to instant message a girl who worked in Sue's department, we will call her Anne. Here is how the conversation went:

Me: Hey Anne, want to help me pull a prank on Sue?
Anne: Yes, please.
(I fill her in on the situation with Creepy)
Me: I'm going to call you. You look at Sue like the person on the phone is talking about her. You answer all my questions while looking at her so she knows then that its her you are talking about. All you have to do is answer my questions.
Anne: Perfect. Go ahead and call.

I call Anne. I ask questions like "Does Sue work there? What days does she work? Where is she moving to? Can I come see her?" Things that only creepy stalkers would know about her (or people that used to work with her). Sue is freaking out. She instant messaged me.

Sue: {Creepy} just called up here!
Me: Serious?? Why?
Sue: Who told him I was moving?
Me: I have no idea. I told him you worked up there, but I didn't say anything about moving...
Sue: He is such a freak! He said he was coming here to say goodbye to me! What do I do???
Me: Did you talk to him when he called?
Sue: NO! He talked to {Anne} and she told me everything!
(This idea goes on for a while until Anne informs me that Sue is about to call security. Cripes.)

Me: Are you sure it wasn't me that called?
Sue: I hate you.

Ha.