tmi.

How come its ok to dress abhorrishly skanky on Halloween? Never understood that.
I always dressed up lame apparently. Cowboy, clown, witch. You know, basically everyday clothes but added a bandana or maybe a big red nose.

As I was Christmas shopping last week, I entered a store that I shall refer to as dry walrus. I was looking for ideas for Kaylee. I rarely buy clothes for myself there. Mostly because I'm not a size -3, and when I shop there I feel like Regina George off Mean Girls when she is trying on her prom dress and the sales lady says if you need a bigger size you could try SEARS. Hmm...awesome.

Where was I?? Oh yes..
So I find an 'item' I think my husband may appreciate. As I proceed to checkout the lady says to me in her best I'm-A-Bimbo voice, "Oh is this your halloween costume!?"

Wow.