I need to blog. I don't know why.
I think I'll confess a little. Yeah that will work.
I'm afraid of the dark.
I will hold my pee until morning,
solely so I don't have to walk across the hall in the dark and use the bathroom.
What if a hand from under my bed grabs my ankle when I come back?
I sing in the car. Loud. And sometimes I dance. When I pull up to a stop light I hold my phone to my ear while I sing so it looks like I'm talking on the phone to someone. Serious.
I lost my wedding ring. Then I found it.
I got a speeding ticket, and I cursed.
The kid sitting next to me in the computer lab is trying to read what I'm typing out of the corner of his eye. Yep. Busted.
My sister in law made a good point. Everytime she sees me I'm quitting diet dr pepper, and everytime I say that I have one in my hand.
I hate spiders. So does Dewy. Crap.
Right now my IPOD is playing a whole lot of Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers.
I'm acting like I'm listening to T-Pain or Usher cause I'm in college and Disney stars are not acceptable.
Psh. Year 3000 by Jonas=awesome.
Sometimes I wink at myself in my mirror when I do my makeup. Too bad Haulee winks at herself all the time in the car. ha.
A girl just sat on the other side of me and she is wearing a hair net... what the...
I changed my clothes 13 times this morning. literally.
Last night when I swept the floor, I swept crap under the rug. On purpose.
I secretly L O V E school. Yep.
Finally, Sometimes I over exaggerate. A LOT.
C'est La Vie just came on. Say you will, say you won't say you'll do what I don't... something something hey hey hey.. time for class.
5 thoughts:
Okay I was laughing so hard reading this cuz it sounds like exactly what I do a lot of the time. It's almost like you know all my secrets!!! lol. And dont worry my ipod is not only loaded with Hannah Montana but I also have Demi Lavoto and Mitchell Musso (yeah both disney people!) lol. Have a good day! And thanks for the laughs. :o)
Probably my favorite post.
ha ha you crack me up Amber! I love reading your blog!
Okay, so your blog is probably the most fun to read! :) I am always checking to see what funny thing you will say next. You should definitely submit this post as a short story for a contest because I am sure it would win. Just like your awesome story about donating plasma. :)
So it's 1am and I have been reading your blog for the past half an hour. ha ha I miss you! Austin comes home this week. We'll see what happens. Perhaps we can double sometime soon :-)
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