Sunday Entertainment

Yesterday I accompanied Danielle in her musical number at the singles ward. In was a homecoming. I wanted to shoot her in the ear. She did a FAN-frickin-TASTIC job though.

The speaker before us was an odd duck. One of those you-could-be-cute types until they open their mouths and they spout off words like celibacy and retard over the pulpit. He scratched his armpit about nine times. Possibly ten.

The homecoming, or rather the first talk after her mission, was for a sister who I used to play ball with. She is a riot. Alex, who was an awesome friend and came to hear Danielle and I and even showed up on time, leaned over to me to ask where she went on her mission. I said Ohio and she responded with "Kuwait??"
I'm sorry what? Who serves a mission in Kuwait? Which I probably didn't spell right but haven't gotten enough sleep to care.