Dear Jeans,

I just wanted to write to you and explain my frustration and exasperation with your existence. We used to be such excellent friends, both complimenting the other. We were literally joined at the hip, never leaving the house without each other. These last few weeks and months you have changed. You seem worn out. You can't loosen up, and your sudden changes have given me anxiety. We both enjoyed when we could keep a comfortable space between us, and that space seems to have disappeared. You have changed with out any warning or explanation. You suffocate me, and leave me feeling angry and slightly violent. Please consider loosening up. I miss the old you.

Sincerly,

Amber