Million Dollar Man... or Just $5000.00

Some people have absolutely NO dignity. Like the fellow my darling friend Emily found on KSL for example. I'm sorry to say the add has been erased from the web site, but not before I was able to read the entire thing a few times and gather enough embarrassing info from him to make a blogworthy post.

This man was, no lie, offering to pay any person $5000.00 to set him up on a date with the woman he would marry. He even claimed he would pay more if they were "goo-goo ga-ga" for each other (and yes he used those exact words). He also had the audacity to say "I have many more $5000.00 so this amount won't be missed." He described himself as wealthy, established, good looking, with a steady job, and searching for someone attractive, witty, outgoing, adventurous, and in her early 20s to early 30s. He never states how old he is, and he is one who thinks he is funnier than he actually is, using phrases like "I have tried everything from singles wards, to singles sites, to single slice cheeses." oh boy. I'm sure his mother is so proud.

I called to tell Dewy about the discovery and had him look up the add. A few hours later he called me up and said, "So Amber I have this guy I want to set you up with. You get him to fall in love and then leave him at the alter and we can run with the money. Take one for the team." Awesome.