Max Payne or Max LAME!

Tonight I endured a portion of the worlds WORST movie. I would advise any innocent soul contemplating the visit to said movie not to. The movie was loaded with drug hallucinations that made me question my own soberness, excessive cursing and violence, and scandelous women with too much "I try to hide my drug addiction with wearing too much black eyeliner" make up. The women also sported the black leather trench coat-- you know the kind they wear during the pouring rain scenes for effect but that you can guarantee they wear them even in the heat of summer merely to send a message. "I'll kill you, merely because I think its attractive." Boo. I endured fifteen minutes of torture, which was exactly 14 minutes and 55 seconds too much. Don't do it.