Softball or WWF? Same thing...

I lost my cool last night. I threw a bat at an umpires head. Whoops...

I'm sorry but who ever said co-ed rec slow pitch softball was anywhere as serious as MLB? Someone needed to engrave that on the back of our umpire's goggles last night. Cripes. He had a plethora of awful calls and his handy dandy sidekick, Mr. field ump, was no help either. I'm not blaming the outcome of our game on their insanity, or was it stupidity, because we were ahead, however there is a line between questionable calls and flat out awful and they both were flirting with it.

Finally, when I had had enough I stormed out of the dug out. Slamming my bat on the ground and shouting profusely I somehow managed to cool down a smidge before my at bat. The rage I harbored served me when I managed to snag a decent hit. Umps are dumb.

Even more disturbing were the sparkly shin guards their catcher was wearing. Not catching gear mind you, but soccer shin guards. Not kidding. She was accompanied in her supporting role as moron by the cackling hyena sitting in the bleachers. Can it hag.