#1 There are five places I find boost my self esteem. Raptor's games, the fair, lagoon, the demolition derby, and the rodeo. Why is it people feel the less clothing they wear the better looking they become? Never mind the fact that no one wants to see your 271 pounds of flesh. Put it away. Forever. Along with bare skin another article of clothing that was witnessed on a plethora of occasions was the ever infamous bra strap. Whether it was hanging off a shoulder, revealed under a tube top, or simply a wardrobe malfunction, they were everywhere.
#2 Why is it one is never enough? I swear to you the man sitting in front of us got up umpteen times to refill his Bud Light. The line for the alcohol stand wrapped clear around the arena, and it never got shorter. No lie. I couldn't talk myself into standing behind three people to get a snowie. I just don't understand it.
#3 Where the crap are people shopping these days? I must have missed the sign with the dress code when I walked through the gate at Lorin Far because I swear every person there was wearing something atrocious. For example: This gentleman here was sporting a wal mart (I'm sure of it) wife beater, an event appropriate hat, and the most hideodorous shorts I had ever seen. Orange and denim. Yum.
The girls and I had an excellent time at the rodeo. We sat in the blazing sun, parked illegally, made fun of Alex for lusting after cowboys, watched some bucking broncos, left before it was over, and managed to burn up Alex's car. Not a bad evening.
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Amber.. just so you know that picture with the girl with the Bra Strap showing is me!! how rude.. i think it is very trendy and that is why i chose to show it! Ha ha just kidding obviously that wouldn't be me since all my clothe cover me from my neck to my knees at least now! Man you should have been at Disneyworld... anyone could have picked out we were mormons since we were the only one's wearing t-shirts and long shirts! YAY!
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