Cruelty at It's Finest

Dating is a cruel activity made to punish those who don't deserve it... blah. Sometimes I wonder why we put ourselves through the stream of ugly known as the dating scene. Full of let downs, over-expectations (which is redundant with the first point), and energy sucking activities, dating never ceases to bore me.

Even though we make claims that playing games isn't what we are about, EVERYONE inevitably finds themselve participating in them. What ever happened to good old fashioned dating. Boy picks up phone and calls girl to inquire about her weekened plans, sets a date he PLANNED IN ADVANCE, picks her up on said night of date (on time preferably), and everyone has a good time. Said date then ends with a commitment to another date or the understanding that it would never work out. Boo.

I went on a date and played air hockey at the skybox once. I am unbeatable (cough) at air hockey. Sorry guys... get over it. Henceforth I dominated my opponent all night long. Then said guy got fed up with my mad skills and chucked the puck at my head and claimed I had ripped out his man hood. I learned that night NEVER to let a guy win... it's much funnier to watch them snap. I also dominate bowling. Hmm... Boys still suck.