the end.

Today is my last day at this job. Wow. It feels a little weird. In a good way. Mostly.

I will miss:
- my co-workers. We are rather dysfunctional and weird, but oh how I love them. Even ones don't necessarily work at my current branch. You know who you are.
- making fun of members. slightly unprofessional, but most of the time they didn't know we were mocking them.
- throwing people out of the branch. That only happened a few times.
- snacks. Oh man did we eat good.
- pulling pranks. Not sure I can do some of the pranks I did here to the kids at Orion. That would be weird.
- making a mess. Its kind of nice knowing someone will clean up after you at night.
- laughing at people who cannot pronounce the sound a "v" makes. Sabings, bisa, etc.
- listening to Alex get her members to repeat the word "sabings" while we try not to laugh. Alex, I love you.
- getting my toes done in the back room. Talk about therapy.
- hearing peoples' accents. Thanks mr. R. he was a sweet man.
- watching people in their motorized carts run into things. Mainly mrs. S
- cross dressers. 'nuf said.
- trying to pronounce people's names and doing it wrong. Oops.
- the magic word game.
-speaking my mind. whenever I want.
- IMing my friends at other branches. Text me!

I most definitely will not miss:
- getting yelled at. Who cares if its provoked?
- money, mainly coin, with hair and lint all over it. sick.
- people asking me for a million dollars. If I found an extra million I'm not calling you. duh.
- people asking for free samples. Get out of here.
- people who talk on their cell phones or text at my window. I should be most important to you right now. Hang it up hag.
- you only have one checking account. don't call it checkings.
- the creeps. mr. C, mr. B, mr. B2, mr. N, mr. C2, mrs. M, mr E, mrs. T, mrs. A, mrs. B, the K family, mrs. K, the garden troll, to name a few.
- when people invite themselves to my window. Hello, when I'm ready i'll call you up.
- when people don't invite themselves to my window. Obviously I'm ready for you. poor people can't win can they?
- long days and getting off late.
- dirty money.
- when people think they know how to do my job. I don't come in your kitchen and tell you what to make for dinner, so don't come in here telling me what to do.
- listening to people whine. Quit moanin' we're all hurtin.
- almost wetting my pants because someone wouldn't stop chatting to me about their health problems or love problems.

See ya later AF. I'll come back and visit.