Pages

Saturday, August 29, 2009

slap in the face.

Sometimes I throw myself pity parties.
Dewy likes to point that out to me. I admit that I have a weakness.
If something isn't sugar and roses in my life, I flip the "wo is me" button in my brain.
Yep I'm a pouter and yep I admit it.
Then I discover people like this, and I feel like and utter f o o l.
TALK about inspiration.

trademark.

Those rainbows follow us everywhere.
If you haven't heard our rainbow story, ask.
I should be a photographer.

Friday, August 28, 2009

problem.

Breanne brought this to my attention and I had to go take a picture.
I ventured into the restroom at the grocery store. Brave I know. This is the sign on the mirror. Typical.



I then happened to glance to my feet.


What a sick joke to play on your employee who has to bag my groceries.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

weber state=reason for insanity.

School blows.

I have to stay on my toes in my Advanced Fiction Writing class solely because I fear my professor is going to keel over at any second. I think the man should be teaching history seeing as all he likes to talk about is his. Boo.
My World Literature professor mumbles for 3 hours straight about how much he hates the idea of "the essay". Three frickin hours. No breaks for a night class?? What the...
I swear to high heaven that my Linguistics professor wore the same thing today that she did on Tuesday. It was more wrinkly today than last time. I'm pretty sure she slept in it all week.
Due to my 9am to 9pm school schedule I never EVER see my husband. I miss him. Today I about cried when he invited me to lunch and I was stuck in class. Education is cruel.
On a good note, I got hit on while driving to campus this morning. Car full of Ogden High's finest. Put an extra spring in my step for the day. Also, got asked on a date by the janitor in the cafeteria where I was trying to mind my own business and read for Linguistics. Creep. The rock on my hand didn't even phase him. Double creep.

Monday, August 24, 2009

dewy is nurse nelly

I'm NEVER sick. Ever. Except last weekend.
Thursday night while I was at work I started feeling not-my-best. I figured it was probably just from staring at a computer screen all day. When I got off work at 7 I sped home, sprinted into the house not even closing the front door, and landed straight in front of the toilet to throw up. Awesome. Good news is, I felt a little better. For a minute.
Dewy wanted to go swim at my parent's house so we headed over there. I was going to sit and watch while he played in the water. Mom came outside begging me to accompany her on her journey to Plain City where my sister was to be going to a party. Fine. I made mom pull over and let me throw up to my sister's horror. Sorry.
After dropping her off we got back to my mom's and Dewy took me home. We stopped at Smith's Grocery Store and Dewy ran in to get some coke and saltine crackers that hopefully would settle my stomach. I stayed in the car. For a minute. About 2.36 minutes after he left I bolted from the car over to a pile of rocks where I let it fly again. A family walked by during my episode. The kids stared. Oops. Sorry Smith's. Dewy came out to find his wife bawling her eyes out muttering

{I WANNA GO HOME}
Dewy took me home where once again I bolted inside and threw up. He made me a tub and poured me a glass of Coke accompanied with a plate of crackers. I bathed and laid on the floor until the next episode hit at which time Dewy was right beside me rubbing my back and shoulders. I was grateful for the gesture, comforted by his presence, and abhorred that I was barfing in front of him. Classy. I threw up every 15 minutes all night long and into the morning on Friday. I missed Jace's wedding ceremony in Salt Lake, recorded and watched Mean Girls on HBO, and sucked on saltine crackers. I still have no idea what the problem was.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

root. root root for the raptors.


Austin's little league baseball team
got to be the guest team with the
Ogden Raptors.
Why aren't there ever any little
softball teams out there?
Lame.

like whoa.

Sometimes I witness miracles and it leaves me standing in

{awe}.
I think the Lord has his hands in more than we think He does.
Sometimes it brings me close to tears. Sometimes.

Monday, August 17, 2009

classy. so classy.

Sometimes I see classy people who wear clothing with writing on it. Today's example wore a shirt that read:
{Support local bands: Sleep with a musician}

classy.

Keep in mind said individual was slightly overweight, must have had a broken shower (I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt), and most desperately needed braces. Hate to break it to you pal, you aren't the best advertisement for the "local bands." Oops. Who wears that kind of getup? I do not approve.

pass.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

dewy.

Oh how I love him. I made my man a promise that sweet things he does would be undisclosed on the blog and I want those sweet things to keep happening, therefore... my lips are sealed. Oh how I
L O V E
him. Wish I could tell you why :D

Thursday, August 13, 2009

avid idol fan.

I love watching mind numbing television just as much as the next girl, and quite frankly I am just as interested in Hollywood
{ sleeze }.

These two facts left me stumped today as I read on KSL that the ever lovely, disgustingly skinny, Victoria Beckham was in fact replacing the ever idiotic, disgustingly skanky Paula Abdul on my favorite "reality" TV show American Idol... I'm sorry what?? The article was not simply announcing the replacement but actually talking about how comfortable Mrs. Beckham is in her new position.
LIKE IT WAS OLD NEWS!
Where was I when this switch occured? Did everyone else know about this???? I need it to be January, and not so I could be done with school, but so Idol will begin. Lets get our priorities straight here people.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

More Wedding Pics... Just Cause

I wanted to show you more pictures. Sure hope you don't mind. If you do... close your eyes.








Meet Gentrie



Sometime over the weekend a complaint was made by my new sister-in-law involving my blog. She claims she is no where on it, and that she should in fact be the center focus of the entire thing. So selfless that Gentrie. Always thinking of others.
Please meet...drum roll please... Gentrie. She also made the comment that the post I was to make about her needed to fill up the entire page. BranDee then piped in and said there wasn't enough depth to Gentrie to fill a whole page. Oops. That was Brandee's comment...not mine. Gentrie just graduated from Fremont High, works for America First, and is set to be a Wildcat when fall semester begins. She reminds me every once in a while of her need of a man. If you know any good looking, low maintanence, single guys in need of this lovely lady let me know. Love her. Hope she loves this. Behold the shrine of Gentrie:


Now little Miss Hodges has no more back up to her "I'm no where on the blog" complaint. Ha.

happy birthday.


Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear
B A R T I E
happy birthday to you

For Bart's actual birthday we were all up at the hospital waiting for Grandpa Larry to come out of open heart surgery. Awesome birthday. Since we didn't get to celebrate... we all (Gentrie, BranDee, Dewy, Me, Nan, Bart, Cameron and family, and Ralph and Shelby and family) went to eat at Texas Roadhouse. Behold the highlight of the night:


What a champ.

Pioneer Day Weekend... What a doozy...

How much could go wrong on a weekend fishing/camping trip?? Oh boy.

Friday morning Nick and Kaylee met Dewy and I at our house and followed us to Plain City where we met up with Dewy's friend Cole, his wife Shauna, and their 16 month old Cooper. Nan, Bart, BranDee, Gentrie, and BranDee's roommate Amanda were already on their way. We were headed to Lake Cleveland, up in Idaho for a camping and fishing extravaganza. Let me add in that it was 7 in the morning. Boo.

When we got up there, we first had to hunt for Nan and the gang who were holding down a campsite. Problem was no one had service to call and find each other. Super. We found them, no stress. We hit the lake and fished all afternoon and into the evening until it was dinner. Dewy ditched me and fished out in his float tube in the middle of the lake while I casted from shore. I caught one and he wasn't even there to appreciate it. That night we sat around the campfire where Nick's handy dandy pocket fire rocket lit us a fire and we roasted mallows and Starbursts. No harm that day. Phew.

Saturday we woke up, at breakfast, and hit the lake again. This time I was priviledged enough to join my husband in a float tube on the lake. I outfished him. Sucker. He made me gut my own fish. Sick. Around lunch time we went back to camp and met up with Grandpa Larry and cousin HD who live about 30 minutes away from where we were camping and decided to pay us a visit. Around this time Dewy began complaining about a headache. Dewy?? Sick?? On a vacation?? Shocker. We drugged him up and we decided to go to our tent and take a nap as it had started raining like cats and dogs. Larry hollered a goodbye and he went home as we sank into a slumber.



A few hours later Dewy woke up more ill then when he had fallen asleep. Everyone else had gone back to the lake, and we were left to man the campsite. Dewy threw up about seven times before they returned. Awesome. Dewy took more drugs and went back to bed. As nightfall approached we took our usual places around the firepit--minus Dewy who was asleep in the tent and adding HD who hadn't left us yet. Suddenly HD's phone rang with the worst news anyone could have dreamt of. Larry had had a heart attack. No one was anywhere near him but us. Time to go.

Nan and Bart jumped in HD's car and the three of them headed for Larry's leaving the rest of us to pack up camp. Keep in mind, no one had service all weekend. That phone call was a modern day miracle in itself. I woke up Dewy and the we all packed up a muddy camp, in the dark. We only had about 2 lanterns. Dewy was still puking. Cute. We made it down to Larry's where Nan called and informed us Larry was staying over night at the hospital. It didn't look good.


We came home and since then have had a whirlwind of hospitals, phone calls, and family. Larry was lifeflighted to McKay Dee Hospital on Tuesday and received open heart surgery where they preformed a double bypass using two veins from his shin and replaced he Aorta valve with a cow valve on Wednesday night where the family waited into the early hours of Thursday morning to hear the outcome of the surgery. His chances weren't good, but Larry was in good spirits harrassing the female nurses and asking the Doctor to just go in, drill a hole, and let it drain. Classy. He made i through and spent the next few days in the ICU. Sunday was a miracle day where he did what seemed to be an about face. He was up and talking and responsive, though still under the influence of meds that made him quite inappropriate yet undeniably hilarious, and yesterday was moved into a normal patient room. What a wild weekend.